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【赛后贴】湖人（28胜35负）124-116战胜勇士（43胜21负）。
双方关键球员数据：
湖人：詹姆斯56分10板3助攻，威少20分4板4助攻，里夫斯10分5板2助3断2帽，蒙克12分6板5助攻3断，安东尼14分8板。
勇士：库里30分4板，普尔23分5助攻，库明加18分5板2断，维金斯14分5板4助攻3断，波特10分10板3助攻，克莱7分6板4助攻3帽。
[–][LAL] Carmelo AnthonyBrokenClxwn 3210 points 2 hours ago
We found our solution. Just need Bron to score 50 every game ?
湖人球迷：我们找到（输球的）解决方案了。只需要詹姆斯每场砍下50分?
[–]Lakers9D_Chess 990 points 2 hours ago
why didn\'t vogel think of this play before
湖人球迷：为啥沃格尔之前就没想到这一招呢？
[–]LakersT_025 279 points 2 hours ago
Honestly bruh, that’s just embarrassing
湖人球迷：说真的，兄弟，你这也太尬了。
[–]MagicByrie_Swirving 147 points 2 hours ago
He found Ty lues secrit playbook in staples the other day
魔术球迷：（沃格尔）前两天在球馆里捡到了泰伦-卢丢下的詹姆斯指导手册。
[–]Kitsuragi-23 66 points 2 hours ago
lue prolly handed it over after that clippers beatdown
球迷：卢也可能是在快船击败湖人后亲手递给他的。
[–]sidighjd 352 points 2 hours ago*
Actually insane that the game was that close with him putting up 56
Lakers vs warriors are always the best games tho
球迷：即使詹姆斯得到了56分，比赛却如此接近，真的太疯狂了。
湖人和勇士的比赛总是如此精彩。
[–]Great-Engr 228 points 2 hours ago
LeBron vs Warriors*
球迷：詹姆斯与勇士众将的对抗。
[–]Lakersdiamondisunbreakable 33 points 2 hours ago
It\'s still Cavs vs. Warriors in his mind. The man has PTSD.
湖人球迷：他脑子里还是骑勇大战，这家伙有PTSD了。
[–]WarriorsBUUAHAHAHA 84 points 3 hours ago
And tell Westbrook they\'re playing the warriors every game.
勇士球迷：告诉威少他们每场比赛都打勇士。
[–]LakersRedditGenerated7777 21 points 2 hours ago
Reminds me of 2018, when Russ first seemingly figured out the Russ-PG-Melo Big 3 vs the KD/Curry Warriors
湖人球迷：让我想到了18年的威少，当时他第一次弄明白是是自己、泡椒和甜瓜的三巨头对阵KD和库里的勇士。
[–]HeatNumber333 1341 points 3 hours ago
This Lakers team beating the Warriors in a game where GSW shot 45% from 3pt range is freaking insane lmao
Lakers fans bouta legally obligate Stafford to go to every home game the remainder of the season.
热火球迷：勇士本场比赛三分命中率45%，但湖人还是击败了他们，真的太夸张了。
湖人球迷估计要强行要求斯塔福德（上图图左）观看剩余赛季的每一场主场比赛了。（注：斯塔福德是洛杉矶公羊队的四分卫。之前公羊队的防守截锋唐纳德来湖人观赛时，湖人在主场逆转了爵士。）
[–][SEA] Vladimir RadmanovicCelinedionWaiters 485 points 4 hours ago
Phil Jackson shows up and Lakers suddenly knows how to play defense
超音速球迷：禅师现身了，湖人突然知道怎么防守了。
[–]Timberwolvesnotafan1 948 points 3 hours ago
You can say what you want about this Lakers team but I\'m still terrified at playing Lebron in the playin.
森林狼球迷：你可以随便评价这支湖人队，但我依旧对使用詹姆斯的方式感到震惊。
[–]Timberwolvesnotafan1 123 points 3 hours ago
I don\'t think the Lakers team is good, they might be the worst team in the league without Lebron, but playing Lebron in a single game elimination where he\'s gonna give it his all, and with the Wolves as a inexperienced team.
森林狼球迷：我不觉得这支湖人是支出色的球队，在没有詹姆斯的情况下他们可能是联盟最差的。但让詹姆斯打一场单场淘汰制的比赛，他会在场上奉献一切，而且森林狼是一支缺乏经验的队伍。
[–]My_cat_be_swaggin 452 points 3 hours ago*
I cant believe there were people moaning why is this on national tv. Bron and Curry faced off in 4 straight nba finals, they are literally an era defining rivalry. I\'ll personally watch them go at it wherever whenever. This is an instant classic
That mid 4th quarter stretch where both teams couldnt miss was insane
球迷：我无法相信为什么之前有人抱怨这场比赛要全美直播。詹姆斯和库里连续四年在总决赛相遇，他们是定义了一个时代的竞争对手。我个人会看他们的任何一场比赛，一定会是经典对决。
第四节中段双方都没人投丢太离谱了。
[–]KlaysToaster 175 points 3 hours ago
Curry vs Lebron is all time must watch even if they’re on the worst teams in the league you have a chance at greatness every game
克莱球迷：库里和詹姆斯的对决是必看项目，即使他们在联盟里最差的球队，因为每场比赛你都有机会见证伟大。
[–]Bluestring35 764 points 3 hours ago
At what point do you sit down with Klay and have a talk with him
球迷：得找个时间坐下和克莱聊聊了。
[–]WarriorsUA30_j7L 393 points 3 hours ago
He’s forcing wayyyyy too much
勇士球迷：他太执着于自己干了。
[–]Lakersvongoladecimo_ 212 points 3 hours ago
He’s taking early shot clock threes without setting up the offense, very different from the methodical way he plays. He’s a lot more patient with the last matchup with the Lakers where he literally saved the game.
湖人球迷：他现在不跑战术了，然后24秒快结束了投一记三分，和他以前有条理的进攻方式完全不同。他上次打湖人时更加耐心，而且勇士靠他赢下了比赛。
[–]BrickMachine2022 297 points 3 hours ago
His attitude is bad right now
I think he\'s trying to prove something about the top 75 or whatever
球迷：他现在态度有问题了。
我觉得他试图要证明自己，关于自己是历史75大或者其他什么的。
[–]WarriorsSeekingSignificance 183 points 3 hours ago
I got murked on our sub for saying that Poole should start over him lol
勇士球迷：我在勇区下面说普尔应该代替他首发还被喷了。
[–]Nuggetspenguin_torpedo 93 points 3 hours ago
I think Draymond missing is a big factor here. Not only to set him up, but also to call him out when he forces shit
掘金球迷：我觉得追梦缺阵是个很大的因素。不仅能帮克莱传球，还能阻止克莱选择那些离谱的进攻。
[–]Minneapolis LakersSadmachne13 3056 points 4 hours ago
I can\'t believe he still has these 50 point games in him. Unreal
湖人球迷：我无法相信詹姆斯还能打出50分的比赛。不真实。
[–]Timberwolvesdarulez8 1839 points 4 hours ago
LeBron was on a mission today
森林狼球迷：詹姆斯今天是带着使命比赛的。
[–]Spursaged_monkey 271 points 4 hours ago
To StAt pAd!!
马刺球迷：“为了刷分！”
[–]BrickMachine2022 962 points 5 hours ago
How are the Lakers so competitive against the Warriors lol
Literally all the games are playoff level and then they go and get blown out by NOLA
球迷：湖人是如何做到对阵勇士时如此有竞争欲望？
老实讲，他们之间每场都是季后赛级别，然后下一场就会被鹈鹕打花了。
[–]NBAPedosoKJ 656 points 5 hours ago
LeBron LOVES playing against Steph
球迷：詹姆斯喜欢和库里对决。
[–]Lakerswewillbefrands4sure 911 points 5 hours ago
The amazing thing is he has been scoring so efficiently all season even when the spacing has been so terrible.
湖人球迷：即使在湖人空间如此差劲的情况下，詹姆斯本赛季还是如此高效，这太震惊了。
[–]sidighjd[S] 1127 points 3 hours ago
Lebron James is Genetically Modified
I am 100% dead serious when i say I think there is at least a 50% chance that lebron is a genetically modified human being and in turn, has no father.
I am dead serious. I believe lebron was grown in a test tube and then artificially implanted into gloria james and carried to term. no human being should possess his combination of size, strength and athleticism. AND to book it all out, he\'s very intelligent too. (besides the decision) remember how much poise he had just coming into the league at 18 years old? it\'s un-natural. how often have TV analysts described him as a \"freak of nature\" .....maybe it\'s truer than we know.
I am serious. we all know (and I swear I am not saying this to be insulting or mean) that lebron\'s mom was a crack whore (is drug addicted prostitute better?) it\'s just a fact, it happened. I am NOT saying this to be mean, in fact I am a heroin addict and know a few woman who have sold themselves for dope, it happens. they are not bad people.
I believe that lebron was a precursor experiment to create super soldiers. something where they were just like \"well let\'s test it out on some poor people that no one will notice and see if we can get any results before we sink more billions into this.\" it\'s not all that crazy. you don\'t think the government has interest in creating genetically modified super human soldiers? we know for a FACT it does. it\'s been documented.
he\'s some kind of experiment that they just monitored from a distance and let keep growing. and i mean this was probably initially started with just a few people who believed it could be done and that\'s why it started small and covert using regular civilians. until they could show the results to the higher ups and say \"look at this, you don\'t wanna fund this on a larger scale?\"
and where else would such a person end up besides in a professional sports league?
I think there is probably some secret base(s) out there that are now filled with people like lebron, younger than him probably. if they couldn\'t see how well the experiment worked until he was about 16-18 years old (he was pretty much a full grown man at 16 and could have came off the bench for any NBA team if not started) than maybe there are a bunch of 9-15 year old super humans like lebron (not copies of him but given the same genetic boost that he was) eating chow in some secret barracks right now.....
until someone comes forth and the DNA test shows him to be his father (and a bunch have come forward and been shown not to be) than I will believe this is AT LEAST possible.
印度球迷：詹姆斯的基因是经过调整的。
我说这话是TM认真的，至少有50%的可能性，因为詹姆斯没有父亲。
我相信他是在一个试管里长大，然后被人工植入到格洛里亚-詹姆斯的体内，一直到足月。没有人能同时拥有他的体型、力量和运动能力。而且他非常的聪明（除了他的“决定”），还记得他18岁刚进联盟时多么镇定吗？太不自然了，很多评论员当时说他是“怪胎”，也许这比我们知道的更真实。
我是认真的，我们都知道詹姆斯的母亲是一位吸du的*女（有du瘾的*情从业者这样说会不会好点）（我发誓我不是有冒犯勒布朗的意思）。这是事实，确实发生过。我这么说也不是刻薄，我自己也对海洛因有瘾，我知道有些女人为了du品出卖自己的身体，但她们不是什么坏人。
我相信勒布朗是创造超级士兵的先驱实验。他们会说“让我们在穷人身上测试一下吧。没人会注意到的，在我们投入更多的钱之前看看我们能不能得到什么结果”，其实也没那么疯狂。你不觉得ZF对创造转基因超人士兵感兴趣？我们知道他们肯定感兴趣。这都被记录在案的。
他是某种实验品，他们只是从远处监视他，让他继续成长。我的意思是，最初可能只有少数人相信这是可以做到的，这就是为什么实验刚开始的规模很小，而且只用普通市民。直到他们把结果展示给高层说，“看看这个，你不想大规模地资助这个项目吗？”
并且除了职业体育联盟，这样的人还能去哪里？
我想现在可能有一些秘密基地，里面都是像勒布朗这样的人，可能比他当初还年轻。如果他们在詹姆斯到16-18岁时还看不出实验效果的话，（詹姆斯16岁时就和成年人有着一样的身体了，他当时如果打不了首发也可以为任何一支NBA球队打替补）或许他们还让一些9-15岁像勒布朗一样的超级人类（不是勒布朗的复制品，但给他们注射了和勒布朗一样的基因）在秘密营地里吃着仙药……
我想直到有人出来，DNA测试显示他是詹姆斯的父亲（很多人都现身了，但证明不是），否则我会相信我的推测是至少是有可能的。
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