键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

时间:2022-5-16 作者:菜鸟编辑

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

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[Post Game Thread] The Dallas Mavericks blowout the Phoenix Suns in Game 7, 123-90, advancing to the Western Conference Finals behind 35/10 from Luka Doncic

【赛后贴】西部半决赛G7,独行侠123-90大胜太阳,挺进西部决赛,其中东契奇砍下35分10板。

双方关键球员数据:

独行侠:东契奇35分10板4助攻2抢断,丁威迪30分3板2助攻,布伦森24分6板2助攻,布洛克5分3板,史密斯5分5板4助攻2抢断,鲍威尔6分5板,克莱伯3分4板3盖帽。

太阳:布克11分3板2助攻1抢断,保罗10分1板4助攻1抢断,C-约翰逊12分5板2助攻,沙梅特9分1板2助攻,布里奇斯6分2板,克劳德5分4板,麦基6分6板。

[–]simon2105 2369 points 2 hours ago

[Post Game Thread] The Phoenix Suns blowout Luka Doncic, 87-35, behind Devin Bookers 11 points.

It was a close game at the half with the score tied at 27-27. Luka then went cold scoring only 8 pts in the second half, and was unable to overcome the rallying Suns.

球迷:【赛后贴】太阳队以87-35大胜东契奇队,其中布克砍下11分。

半场时双方平分秋色,打成27平,东契奇下半场手感冰凉只得到8分,无法战胜反弹的太阳队。

[–]alfentazolam 361 points 2 hours ago

Took me a moment but ???

球迷:差点没反应过来???

[–]76ersdoctorwormactualworm 3550 points 2 hours ago*

Thank you Suns, very cash money to take the scrutiny off of all other playoff teams eliminated. One of the biggest collapses I’ve ever seen but you gotta give a ton of credit to Luka, Brunson, and Dinwiddie for absolutely cooking tonight

76人球迷:谢谢你,太阳队。这波直接帮助所有被淘汰的球队吸引了全部火力。这是我所见过的史上最大崩盘之一,但绝对要给予东契奇、布伦森和丁威迪足够的称赞,他们三今晚予取予求。

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

[–]ClippersSuckMyLonzoBalls 831 points 3 hours ago

Thanks suns, we don\'t have the most pathetic game 7 performance in NBA history now!

快船球迷:谢谢你,太阳队,现在我们将历史最可悲抢七表现拱手让出。

[–][MIL] Bobby PortisAthalos124 3001 points 3 hours ago

I thank the Phoenix Suns for taking all the attention away from the Bucks!

雄鹿球迷:我要感谢太阳将所有注意力从雄鹿这里带走。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 2603 points 3 hours ago

CP3 stat padded hard in the 4th and finished with 10 points.

勇士球迷:保罗在末节狂刷数据,全场爆砍10分。(保罗上半场1分,末节3中3得到7分。)

[–]Pistonskolsonk 2463 points 3 hours ago

This game was not nearly as close as the final score indicates

活塞球迷:这场比赛的双方差距远不止最终比分那么简单。

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

[–]WizardsAlonsoQ 1156 points 3 hours ago

Luca: Ayton over me?(如上图)

奇才球迷:东契奇:选艾顿不选我?(热火淘汰76人后,巴特勒对着镜头说,“续约哈里斯不要我?”)相关新闻>>>没有忘!巴特勒赛后返回更衣室途中大吼:选哈里斯不选我?X!

[–]Supersonicsbigvahe33 382 points 3 hours ago

wait is this photoshoped?

超音速球迷:毫无PS痕迹?

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 1297 points 3 hours ago*

NEVER FORGOT THAT IN THE 2018 NBA DRAFT, THE DRAFT THAT FEATURED LUKA DONCIC, THE PHOENIX SUNS SELECTED DEANDRE AYTON NUMBER ONE OVERALL

(The Sacramento Kings also selected Marvin Bagley over Luka as well)

勇士球迷:永远不会忘记2018年选秀,太阳队在手握状元签的情况下选了艾顿而非东契奇。

(对了,国王用榜眼签选了巴格利。)

[–]LakersAgaac1 712 points 3 hours ago

Bro the Kings can just not catch a break.

湖人:哥们,咱就不能让国王队消停会吗。

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键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 22 points 37 minutes ago

He has as many 1st half points as the entire Suns team ?

独行侠王治郅球迷:东契奇的半场得分和太阳半场得分一样多?

[–]RocketsLebron_Jameson 319 points 39 minutes ago

Holy fuck. Imagine the crowd if this was in Dallas

火箭球迷:挡不住了啊,想象一下如果这是独行侠主场。

[–]SunsAfricanRain 166 points 42 minutes ago

what am I witnessing

太阳球迷:我这看的是啥?

[–]Oh_Blue_Blast 1023 points 5 hours ago

6 points between Booker, Paul and Ayton at halftime is unreal

球迷:保罗、布克和艾顿半场合砍6分,我一定是产生幻觉了。

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

[–]NBAAlSwankin 136 points 40 minutes ago

One of the biggest choke jobs by a team

球迷:史上最拉胯的表现之一。

[–]HeatDancezWithMoose 91 points 43 minutes ago

We are witnessing murder

热火球迷:我们在见证一场屠杀。

[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonsmokintheQOOSH 299 points 44 minutes ago

like all chris paul teams ??

勇士球迷:好像所有保罗在的队都这样??相关阅读>>>魔咒!保罗抢七已经遭遇5连败 上次赢球还是15年&保罗生涯第五次在系列赛2-0领先的情况下最终被淘汰出局

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

保罗命中关键三分将分差缩小至42分

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

[–]WarriorsTSW_El_Spawn 5287 points an hour ago2

BACK OUT TO PAUL HIS 3 POINTER BAAAANG. 42 POINT GAME WITH 7 MINUTES REMAINING

勇士球迷:

“把球回传给保罗,三分出手,BANG,比赛还剩7分钟,分差来到42分。”(模仿解说员迈克-布林。)

[–]CelticsDruz1 955 points an hour ago

I read that in his voice too..... damn you!!

凯尔特人:你这小子怎么能发语音啊,真有你的!

[–]TygaOverTupac 263 points an hour ago

Lol same. Mike Breen is the goat announcer

球迷:同感,迈克-布林是史上最佳解说。

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

[–]LakersThereAreNoPacts 598 points an hour ago

Suns just need 40 points in 6 mins while holding Dallas to zero and we got ourselves a game folks.

湖人球迷:太阳只需要在六分钟里得到40分,同时限制独行侠一分不得,这样比赛就有悬念啦。

[–]OnRedditSometimes 5993 points an hour ago

This was without a doubt the worst game 7 performance in NBA history

球迷:这毫无疑问是NBA历史上最烂的一场抢七表现。

[–]Heat302born 427 points an hour ago

This has to be one of the worst sports loses of all time. It’s gotta be up there. Home court. 1st seed. COTY. 60+ wins. HOF PG. And they come out and do that shit. Their own sub went private. Their own audience was booing them before halftime. This was absolutely mind boggling. And this pretty much closes the case on CP3 being an all time choker. Devin at least had years to redeem himself. Chris is 37 and his years of being good enough to lead a playoff team are pretty much at the end.

热火球迷:这绝对是体育史上最烂的失利之一。保二争一的水平,太阳主场优势,联盟一号种子,拥有年度最佳主教练,常规赛胜场60+。结果他们在抢七中打得跟屎一样。太阳自己的分区已经对外不可见了,他们自己的观众半场结束前狂嘘他们。这绝对令人难以置信,保罗是历史级别的掉链子选手,基本没有什么争议了。布克至少以后还有很多时间证明自己。保罗37岁了,他还能通过个人能力带队征战季后赛的日子也快到头了。

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

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[–]LakersPalifaith 2653 points an hour ago

Not to sound overly dramatic but this is the kind of L that can set a franchise back a decade.

湖人球迷:本不想过度解读但这样的失利能让球队倒退十年。

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 1680 points an hour ago

Such a bad decision for the Phoenix organisation to let CP3 turn 37. Derailed their whole season and future.

马刺球迷:太阳队让保罗过37岁生日真是个糟糕的决策,让整个赛季的努力都白费了,球队的未来也受到了影响。相关新闻>>>保罗37岁生日后5场场均9.4分5.4助攻4.4失误4犯规 场均投进3.4球

[–]AND1ona3Pointer 892 points an hour ago

CP3 at 36 years and 364 days of age: REAL SHIT

CP3 at 37: I sleep

球迷:36岁364天的保罗:真牛逼啊。

37岁的保罗:我先睡了,你们继续。

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

[–]KillerZaWarudo 604 points 5 hours ago

Chris Paul since turning 37 forgot how to play basketball

球迷:保罗自37岁后就不知道怎么打球了。

[–]Warriorsthatthingpeopledo 1314 points an hour ago

This feels like the worst home game loss since Germany vs Brazil.

勇士球迷:感觉是德国巴西后最扎心的主场失利。(14年巴西世界杯四强战,巴西1-7不敌德国。)

[–]Tampa Bay RaptorsBee_lrl 634 points an hour ago

That 7-1 game had more fight than the suns showed all night tbh

猛龙球迷:老实说,尽管那场7-1,但激烈程度比今晚太阳这场强多了。

[–][GSW] Stephen Curryraikou1988 258 points an hour ago

Facts. This felt like a 5-0 loss . In terms of soccer the suns didn\'t score a goal.

勇士球迷:雀氏,如果用足球打比方的话,今天就是5-0,太阳一球没进。

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 1068 points 2 hours ago

BOOK’S SHIT TALK BACKFIRED

Twitter’s gonna cook him

公牛球迷:布克被垃圾话反噬了。

推特球迷估计要把他一顿喷。

[–]MavericksCheekyFifaCunt_7 877 points 2 hours ago

Never wana see Booker Luka comparisons anymore

独行侠球迷:再也不想看到布克与东契奇的对比了。

[–]Hawks Bandwagonjoselakichan 756 points 2 hours ago

Never wanna see Booker-Kobe comparisons either.

老鹰球迷:再也不想看到布克与科比的比较。

[–]Wizardsautumn-thunder 1878 points 2 hours ago

WHO WOULD WIN:

-a 64 win team boasting more depth, Finals experience, reigning Coach of the Year, and home court

-a crypto bro coming off the bench

奇才球迷:以下谁会赢:

-常规赛64胜,阵容深不见底,拥有总决赛经验,还有年度最佳主教练的加持,并且还在主场。

-一个只会炒虚拟货币的替补。(丁威迪是比特币玩家。)

推特网友:

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

G7的保罗和布克

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

(注:14-15赛季,老鹰收获60胜,季后赛东决被骑士横扫。)

键盘侠|37岁的保罗竟忘记如何打球!东契奇:选艾顿不选我?

此刻的太阳球迷

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