键盘侠|库里回来独行侠稳了?詹姆斯正做上场决定⛹

时间:2022-5-25 作者:菜鸟编辑

键盘侠|库里回来独行侠稳了?詹姆斯正做上场决定⛹

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[Post Game Thread] The Dallas Mavericks keep the Western Conference Finals series alive 3-1 as they defeat the Golden State Warriors by 119 - 109

[赛后贴] 达拉斯独行侠119-109击败金州勇士,大比分扳成1-3

双方关键球员数据:

独行侠(1-3):东契奇30分14板9助2断2帽、史密斯23分6板2助、布洛克18分2板2助、布伦森15分5板5助、克莱伯13分7板2帽、丁威迪10分3板8助

勇士(3-1):库里20分5板8助、克莱12分2断、德雷蒙德-格林10分6板6助2帽、维金斯13分5板、卢尼3分6板、库明加17分8板、普尔14分4助、穆迪10分2板2断

[–]MavericksCheekyFifaCunt_7 455 points an hour ago

No lead is safe vs the warriors

独行侠球迷:勇士在对面,领先再多都不安全

[–]MavericksXmauler 182 points an hour ago

You mean no lead is safe for the Mavs? They almost blew that in true Mavs fashion

独行侠球迷:你是说独行侠每次领先都不安全吧?他们差点又用自己特有的方式葬送了比赛。

[–][POR] Clyde Drexlermoostaashii 51 points 4 hours ago

Blowouts have entered the chat.

Warriors bench have entered the chat.

Blowouts have exited the chat.

开拓者球迷:

“比赛花了”加入群聊

“勇士替补”加入群聊

“比赛花了”退出群聊

键盘侠|库里回来独行侠稳了?詹姆斯正做上场决定⛹

[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 445 points 2 hours ago

I have no recollection of a 4th quarter happening tonight

独行侠球迷:我完全不记得我们第四节到底是作的什么死

[–]LakersPalifaith 646 points 3 hours ago

Mark Cuban watching the Mavs almost pull an all time choker in the 4th quarter.

湖人球迷:第四节看着独行侠险些贡献一场可载入史册的翻盘,库班一直如坐针毡

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[–][GSW] Klay ThompsonJustforthelastGOT 66 points 2 hours ago

Bench mob just forced the Mavs to play their starters 35+ minutes in a game they were winning by almost 30

勇士球迷:替补匪帮愣是逼得独行侠在一场领先了近30分的比赛里,操了首发球员35分钟以上

[–]WarriorsKangaroopower 100 points 2 hours ago

That fourth quarter was some of the most entertaining basketball I’ve ever watched

勇士球迷:这第四节是我看过的最富娱乐性的篮球表演之一

[–]Mavericks Bandwagonhristi 710 points an hour ago

Props to the gsw bench for making that game interesting. But man that was too fucking close.

独行侠球迷:感谢勇士替补球员,让比赛变得精彩,可这也追得TMD近了,好险好险

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[–]RaptorsMig1997 129 points 2 hours ago

Blowing a 29 point lead to two rookies AND a loss...well, that would\'ve been something.

猛龙球迷:领先29分,要让对面俩菜鸟带队给灭了,那乐子可就大了……

[–][PHI] Sergio Rodriguezshitpumper 1126 points 2 hours ago

Had both a karma farming blowout joke and a karma farming choking joke ready to go and I can’t use either smh.

76人球迷:为了得到吧友的点赞,提前就编好了一个勇士被打花的段子,还有一个独行侠作死被翻盘的段子,得,两手准备都没用上,天不逢时

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[–]DogtoothKatakuri 137 points an hour ago*

Kerr should have waited for the bench to close down the gap by at least 5 points before putting the starters back. Mavs were bricking threes and their bench players were still hot.

球迷:科尔应该再等等,至少等替补把分差缩小到5分再换首发。独行侠当时三分打铁不断,勇士那群替补还战意正酣

[–]JPcyborg23 131 points an hour ago*

Kerr should have never put any starters back in. Let the young guys get more experience and try to complete the comeback. They were playing so well.

球迷:科尔就完全不该把首发拿回来,让小伙子们继续打,多积累积累经验,试着完成翻盘。他们打得那么好

[–]hellapr0per 58 points 3 hours ago

Kerr should have left the youngins play. The only splash bro that showed up tonight was the mf roof.

球迷:是的,科尔就该把小伙子们留在场上。今晚唯一水花四溅的水花兄弟是他娘的天花板。

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[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 73 points 3 hours ago

Joking aside it’s a real damned if you do damned if you don’t moment

勇士球迷:玩笑归玩笑,这其实是一个两难时刻:

“你TM为啥要换上主力?输了吧”

“你TM为啥不换上主力?输了吧”

[–]76ersunexpectedvillain 204 points an hour ago

Kuminga and bjelicia played well

76人球迷:库明加和别利察打得很好

[–]WarriorsCJleaf 148 points an hour ago

What about moody??? He was killer in the 4th

勇士球迷:你把穆迪搁哪了???第四节穆迪,冷血杀手无疑

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 870 points an hour ago

We officially have empirical proof that the warriors bench is better than the starters

勇士球迷:明眼人都能看出来,勇士替补阵容比首发更好啊

[–]San Francisco WarriorsSitDown_BeHumble 400 points an hour ago*

Poole/Kuminga/Moody/Lee/Bjelica

The mega death lineup

勇士球迷:普尔/库明加/穆迪/李/别利察——少年侠气,绝命五都雄

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 219 points an hour ago

The run literally stopped when Steph came on rofl.

马刺球迷:库里上场后,反扑势头就断了,笑得我满地打滚???

[–]MavericksDesperate-Roof339 77 points 2 hours ago

I was worried until Curry subbed in.

独行侠球迷:最后看到库里替换上场,我悬着的心才终于放下

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 224 points an hour ago

Bjelica: +18

Steph: -23

The numbers don\'t lie lol

达拉斯&王治郅球迷:别利察+18,库里-23,数据可骗不了人,哈哈哈

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 94 points 3 hours ago

He’s a euro league MVP for a reason ??

勇士球迷:欧洲联赛MVP,岂是浪得虚名之辈??

[–]RaptorsStayWoke2DaTriangle 474 points 2 hours ago

Good call by the Warriors saving Bjelica for the finals. Let scrubs like Curry and Thompson get you there and then unleash the beast.

猛龙球迷:勇士雪藏别利察,为总决赛养精蓄锐,着实是一步好棋。让库里和克莱这些二流球员先带队登上总决赛舞台,然后再释放这头猛兽大杀四方!

[–]BucksBahamuts_Bike 224 points 2 hours ago

So Kerr is just fucking with everyone right? It looked like he was on the verge of orchestrating a ridiculous comeback and then thwarted himself

雄鹿球迷:所以,科尔今天就是明着演了?看着就像他精心策划了一次绝地翻盘,可眼瞅着要攻城拔寨之时,他却鸣金收兵了

[–]Warriorsjoe_broke 34 points 2 hours ago

Remembered the owner mandate for 3 home playoff games

勇士球迷:想起了老板的命令:季后赛一轮至少打3个主场,再少就包不住了

[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 810 points 4 hours ago

The Warriors in their first close out game might be the worst team of all time.

雄鹿球迷:差一步终结对手的勇士队可能是史上最差的球队

[–]Benredbr1 76 points 4 hours ago

Cant be worse than game 7 suns lol

球迷:还能差得过第7场的太阳去?哈哈哈

[–]WarriorsSrikkk 339 points 4 hours ago

I expected this so it doesn’t annoy me as much

勇士球迷:别问我为啥主队输球不恼火?我早料到这帮货

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 202 points 4 hours ago

They gotta pay the tax bill with the concessions. Can’t be wasting the opportunity for more games at home

勇士球迷:要付的税太多了,得收收手,留给勇士主场钱的机会不多了

[–]Rocketsharden4mvp13 88 points 2 hours ago

Incoming 3-1 jokes

火箭球迷:3-1领先的段子要来了

[–]delusionalnbafan 54 points 2 hours ago

LeBron about to sub in down 3-1 to the Warriors.

球迷:什么?1-3了?连着儿子比赛场馆wifi的詹姆斯正在做上场决定

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[–]NetsTokennn 77 points 3 hours ago

Was hoping another team other than the nets would be swept ?

篮网球迷:想看到除篮网以外的另一支球队被横扫就这么难吗?

[–]MavericksObligationDubai 50 points 3 hours ago

We tried our best

独行侠球迷:尽力了,兄弟

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[–]Maverickspilfecapskcab 245 points 4 hours ago

From tip-off to final buzzer..What the fuck did I just watch?

独行侠球迷:从开场跳球到终场哨响……我TM刚刚看了一场什么玩意?

[–]kennyjiang 82 points 3 hours ago

That was one of the oddest games I\'ve ever seen LMAOO

球迷:这还真是老夫一生看过的最离奇的比赛之一,哈哈哈

[–]BullsZloggt 349 points 3 hours ago

Ball stuck on ledge, rain falling from the ceiling, Mavericks also making it rain from the three…

What a weird night all around…

公牛球迷:雨水绵绵从天降,皮球静静骑篮架。独行侠独行侠,三分如雨下,还不想归家……今夜不寻常,处处美如画……

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[–]NuggetsPositivePicks 104 points 3 hours ago

Among all his accomplishments, this is the most impressive.

掘金球迷:在追梦所有的成就之中,这个罚球是最令人印象深刻的一个

[–]KingsDinoLaserFight 138 points 4 hours ago

Only Draymond\'s shooting could have produced this outcome lmao

国王球迷:也就是追梦,换另一个人肯定一辈子也投不出这种球,哈哈

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[–]ClippersDynamixRo 443 points 4 hours ago

You could lock the most skilled basketball player inside a gym until he manages to recreate this shot, and I guarantee Reggie Jackson is never getting out.

快船球迷:你可以把球技最精湛的球员锁在球馆里,告诉他们不复刻出这一球就不准出去,反正我敢保证,雷吉-杰克逊肯定会老死在球馆里

键盘侠|库里回来独行侠稳了?詹姆斯正做上场决定⛹

(雷吉-杰克逊曾连续两次投篮都卡在篮脖子上)

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