【键盘侠|残阵勇士逼出热火宫斗大戏茶乔丹才是勇士最佳球员】

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【赛后贴】勇士118-104战胜热火。

双方关键球员数据：

勇士：维金斯22分3板1助1断1帽，库明加22分5板1助，卢尼2分16板2帽，普尔30分4板9助，李22分6板3助，佩顿二世11分5板，别利察9分6板5助。

热火：巴特勒20分5板3助2断，阿德巴约25分9板4助1断，洛瑞26分1板9助1断，罗宾逊13分2板6助，塔克7分9板4助2断，奥拉迪波7分2板。

[–]WarriorsCtG526 1085 points 4 hours ago

Lose to the Magic with Klay and Dray, blow out the Heat without either. Perfect logic. Shoutout to All Star Starter Wiggs for his timely buckets and free throws. Also Poole and Kuminga.

勇士球迷：有汤追输给魔术，无汤追轻取热火。太合理了，感谢咱们的全明星首发维金斯，关键时刻及时的进球和罚球。当然还要感谢普尔和库明加。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 139 points 4 hours ago

What do you mean? Our best player Jordan Poole was on the floor tonight.

勇士球迷：你这话什么意思？我们最棒的球员乔丹-普尔今晚都上场了。

[–]WarriorsCtG526 64 points 4 hours ago

Yes, but we expect Poole to ball out. Wiggins was the surprise this game.

勇士球迷：是啊，但我们预料到普尔挺身而出。维金斯是这场比赛的意外收获。

[–][GSW] Andre Iguodalaoh_what_a_shot 299 points 4 hours ago

And most unexpectedly, Damion Lee

勇士球迷：还要感谢最让我们意外的达米恩-李。

[–]WarriorsKevon-Looneys-burner 199 points 4 hours ago

Naw Chiozza dropping 20 would’ve been most unexpected

勇士球迷：不不不，切奥扎砍下20分才会是最令人意外的。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsCasualrodfarva2 691 points 5 hours ago

Warriors better force JP to sign that contract before he plays himself into a max.

勇士球迷：勇士最好在普尔打出顶薪表现之前强行让他签下合同。

[–][GSW] Stephen Currysergechewbacca 254 points 4 hours ago

80m/4 years looking like a steal for JP right now.

勇士球迷：四年八千万对于普尔来说都算是超高性价比了。

[–]HeatYouStillTakeDamage 446 points 5 hours ago*

Let me first say that this game was hilarious at times. That third quarter had multiple story arcs.

That being said, the fact that’s twice in a row we’ve lost to an undermanned team should speak volumes and set off alarm bells. These games can happen, that’s how basketball is, but to let it happen twice in a row is inexcusable.

Constantly throughout this season, we have had slumps that make us look awful. Whether it’s at the start of a game where we come out flat footed and have to work our way out of a hole. Or we get up big, let our foot off the gas pedal, and find ourselves barely surviving a surging comeback.

Kyle played great tonight. All credit to him, and the team as a whole really showed up after initially giving up that 19-0 run. But again in the fourth we did what we do too often. Sloppy defence to give them easy buckets, and an inability to score on the other end.

We have 9 games left, and right now all signs are pointing to a horrible first round, especially if we do end up playing the Nets. We are running out of time to pick up momentum heading into the playoffs.

I want to take this moment to give all credit to the Warriors, because to act like this game is solely us playing bad is disrespectful to the way these guys played without their stars. Poole is going to be superb. He already is, actually. Kuminga did everything right and just got shafted by a few poor calls. Payton making numerous fantastic defensive plays. All the other Warriors made huge key shots and amazing plays. A perfect game to answer what had been a few bad showings.

I’ll be fine by tomorrow. Because at the end of the day, it’s just basketball. But a very frustrating night for the team. GG Warrior fans, I wish everyone a nice night.

热火球迷：首先我想说，这场比赛有的时候非常搞笑。第三节感觉在看“宫斗大戏”。

话虽如此，我们已经连续两场输给人手不足的球队了，这一事实足以说明问题，并且要敲响警钟。意料之外的失利是可以接受的，但连续两次被击败就没法解释了。

本赛季至今，我们遭遇过一些低迷的时期，这让我们看起来很糟糕。要么是开局给自己挖坑，然后要努力把坑填平。要么就是开局给力，后劲不足，难以抵挡对面的逆转趋势。

洛瑞今晚打得很好，给予他全部的赞誉，球队在被勇士打了一波19比0后挺身而出。但是到了第四节，悲剧再次上演，我们拉胯的防守给了对面太多轻松的进球，并且在进攻端缺乏火力。

我们还剩9场比赛要打，现在的一切迹象都表明我们将经历一个糟糕的首轮，尤其是如果首轮对阵的是篮网队。要想在季后赛前找到势头，留给我们的时间已经不多了。

我想要借此机会感谢勇士全队，因为这场比赛里，我们表现得很糟糕，单纯就是对缺乏球星的阵容不尊重。普尔前途似锦，实际上，他现在就已经很棒了。库明加做得也很棒，除了几个不该犯的规。

佩顿二世多次上演精彩防守回合，勇士的其他球员都命中了关键投篮，做出了正确决策。对于过去几场低迷来说，这是一场完美的反弹。

我明天就没事了，因为归根结底，这只是篮球罢了。对于球队来说，不过是沮丧的夜晚。精彩的比赛，勇士球迷们，我祝大家有个美好的夜晚。

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[–]76ersashep5 3126 points 8 hours ago

\"We\'re not your mf\'ing enemy\"

Damn Jimmy must\'ve been talking mad shit.

76人球迷：“我们TMD又不是你的敌人。”

巴特勒肯定说了不少脏话。

[–]passionfruit2378 1994 points 6 hours ago

Ok so hijacking this comment. It appears Jimmy told Spo \"Don\'t threaten me like I\'m a bitch.\" and Spo said \"You think I\'m gonna fucking fight you?\" while Haslem was saying \"Show them! Show them! (talking about the Warriors) We\'re not you\'re mother fuckin enemy. We not your enemy!\" then Jimmy stood up and looked like he starred Haslem down (maybe said \"fuck you\" at this point?).

球迷：点亮这条评论。看起来巴特勒跟斯波说“别像个碧池一样威胁我。”斯波说，“你觉得我要跟你干架吗？”于此同时，哈斯勒姆说，“给他们看看！给他们看看。（指对面勇士队）我们TM不是你敌人。我们不是敌人。”接着巴特勒站了起来，看起来好像要把哈队打得满地找牙（可能这个时候说了“CNM”？）。

[–]Acceptable-Grab-7710 3832 points 9 hours ago

Erick also does not look pleased with Jimmy

球迷：斯波看起来也对巴特勒不爽。

[–][BOS] Kemba WalkerGandalfTheBlack- 3115 points 9 hours ago

Spo says “what, do you think I’m gonna fucking fight you?”

So yeah it seems like they were arguing too lol

凯尔特人球迷：斯波说，“怎么着？你觉得我要跟你干架吗？”

他们两也在吵架呢。

[–]LakersBurnerBurnerBurns20 1761 points 9 hours ago

Haslem standing up for Coach Spo, a real one

湖人球迷：哈队力挺斯波教练，真汉子。

[–]LeGoat333 152 points 7 hours ago

HeatCulture

球迷：基操勿6，企业文化。

[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 6374 points 9 hours ago*

Haslem seriously looked like he meant that shit. Incredible angle

勇士球迷：这角度也忒好了，哈队看起来真想把巴特勒海扁一顿。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantfrodounchained 3048 points 9 hours ago

Yeah camera man deserves some love we never get this close to the drama

湖人球迷：给摄像大哥加个鸡腿，我们从未如此近距离地观看抓马。

[–]HornetsBizzaroMatthews 721 points 9 hours ago

Bro works for Netflix

“Ball to Survive S1: Miami Heat”

黄蜂球迷：这大哥应该去网飞上班。

《生存之道第一季：迈阿密热火风云》

[–]QueasyDrummer00 1037 points 9 hours ago

Lowry: Imma head out

球迷：洛瑞心想：我先溜溜球。相关新闻>>>?我说停停！巴特勒斯波争执期间洛瑞使劲比技犯手势?

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[–]CelticsVanguard_Sky 1170 points 8 hours ago

When Markieff is the one holding you back you know it\'s bad

凯尔特人球迷：当大莫里斯是拉架的那个，你就知道事态有多严重了。

[–]76ersHisExcellency20 3013 points 9 hours ago

Alright, no jokes, serious answers only:

How much money would you pay for an NBA League Pass that includes all sideline and on court audio?

76人球迷：好了，言归正传，以下回复都别开玩笑：

你愿意花多少钱充会员可以看到比赛场边画面和所有场上声音？

[–]SpursButtVader 487 points 8 hours ago

Let me ask my mom

马刺球迷：让我咨询一下母上大人。

[–]LakersSurgicalNeckHumerus 221 points 7 hours ago

The only honest r/nba answer I’ve read so far

湖人球迷：这是我逛NBA分区以来看过的唯一诚实的答案。

[–]Lakersi69dYourFather 1498 points 9 hours ago

$300 a year.

湖人球迷：300美金一年。

[–]honkydenzel1523 562 points 9 hours ago

You start going south of $250 I genuinely start considering it

球迷：如果你说的价格低于250美金，我就开始认真考虑了。

[–]Maverickslalakingmalibog 361 points 8 hours ago

$249, take it or leave it

独行侠球迷：249美金，要不要随你。

[–]pnpmsjd 150 points 8 hours ago

Done

球迷：成交。

[–]Supersonicsuhlvin 41 points 7 hours ago

I’ll get my brother’s password.

超音速球迷：我去要下我哥的支付宝密码。

[–]Knicksshadynasty90 213 points 9 hours ago

I’d replace $20 a month in Netflix for it

尼克斯球迷：我愿意用我20美金一个月的网飞会员换这个。

[–]Raptorsjheezecheezewheeze 199 points 8 hours ago

0 dollars cause someone putting it up on YouTube

猛龙球迷：一分钱也不用花，因为有人会把这个发到油管上。

[–]RaptorsBronetta 2580 points 9 hours ago

PJ Tucker a real one for picking up the papers and clipboard afterwards. In fact if anyone drops something and you pick it up for them, you\'re a real one too. Shoutouts to the real ones.

猛龙球迷：PJ-塔克后来还把战术板和纸捡了起来，性情中人。实际上，如果任何人掉东西了，并且你帮他们捡起来的话，你也是。向所有性情中人致敬。

[–][MIA] Dwyane Wadedagreenman18 750 points 9 hours ago

Well this is strange. On the one hand this is a terrible look for us

On the other grabs the popcorn bucket

热火球迷：好吧，这样说可能有些奇怪。一方面，这展示我们球队糟糕的一面。另一方面，还不赶紧边嗑瓜子边吃瓜。

[–]TimberwolvesMrPapadapalas 298 points 8 hours ago

Babe I\'m not watching the bachelor with you, the NBA is on and its gettin juicy!

森林狼球迷：宝贝，今晚我就不和你看《单身汉》了，比赛开始了，而且越看越上头。