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[Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics complete the sweep against the Brooklyn Nets in a 116-112 win
[赛后贴] 波士顿凯尔特人116-112击败布鲁克林篮网，大比分4:0横扫篮网
双方关键球员数据：
凯尔特人（4-0）：塔图姆29分3篮板5助攻6犯，杰伦-布朗22分8篮板3助攻1断，霍福德13分6篮板，泰斯6分8篮板，斯玛特20分5篮板11助攻，格兰特-威廉姆斯14分3篮板3帽，德里克-怀特9分6篮板2助攻，罗伯特-威廉姆斯3分5篮板
篮网（0-4）：杜兰特39分7篮板9助攻1断，布鲁斯-布朗2分2篮板2助攻，赛斯-库里23分4篮板2助攻，欧文20分5篮板5助攻，德拉季奇10分8篮板4助攻，克拉克斯顿13分6篮板2助攻2断，米尔斯5分2篮板，格里芬3篮板4助攻
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 3209 points 2 hours ago
Preseason expectation: Nets/Lakers Finals matchup
Reality: Lakers miss playoffs and lose 49 games, Nets get swept by Kyrie\'s old team in the first round.
独行侠&王治郅球迷：赛季前展望：篮网湖人会师总决赛。
现实情况：湖人输49场，进不了季后赛。篮网一轮游，被欧文的老东家横扫
[–]Lakersthegreaterfool714 578 points 2 hours ago
*Taps head
You can’t get swept in the playoffs if you don’t make them
湖人球迷：*开动脑筋想一想：如果你不进季后赛，谁能横扫你？
[–]OleRockTheGoodAg 1830 points 2 hours ago
The Nets preseason odds to win the title: +230
The Lakers preseason odds to win the title: +425
(#1 and #2 in best odds to win)
I love NBA basketball.
球迷：赛季开始前篮网夺冠赔率：+230，湖人夺冠赔率：+425（夺冠呼声联盟前二）。如此NBA，怎能不爱？
[–][TOR] Kyle LowryThe_Unknown98 350 points 2 hours ago
The 2 seed beating the 7 seed as expected
猛龙球迷：老二揍老七，得体顺民意
[–][BOS] Tony AllenDriveByStoning 206 points 2 hours ago
\"Celtics should tank to avoid the Nets.\"
凯尔特人球迷：“凯尔特人应该放水，第一轮避开篮网”，言犹在耳
[–]Kyler1313 489 points 2 hours ago
Celts arent dodging anyone!
球迷：凯尔特人，神挡杀神！
[–]Celticsamardha 1881 points 2 hours ago
Nets fans were chanting \"we want Boston\" after the play-in game ?
凯尔特人球迷：赢了附加赛后，篮网球迷高呼“我们要打凯尔特人”
[–]CelticsTry_Bofa 684 points an hour ago
AND THEY FUCKING GOT US
SWEEEEEEEEEEP
凯尔特人球迷：求仁得仁，凯尔特人。兵不血刃，横扫无痕
[–]76ersfuckareyousaying 755 points 2 hours ago
We’re all Celtics fans on this glorious evening
76人球迷：今晚普天同庆，我们都是凯尔特人球迷
[–]CelticsMaxidaz 468 points 2 hours ago
I never thought I’d see the say I’d be standing side by side with a Sixers fan
凯尔特人球迷：从没想过有一天我能和76人球迷站在一边
[–]LakersApollo611 159 points an hour ago
You swept the Nets, a team with part-time Kyrie and no-show Ben Simmons. You’re r/NBA’s golden child until the next round.
湖人球迷：你们横扫篮网，送走了时隐时现的欧神仙和渺无踪影的西蒙斯，在下一轮开打之前，你们就是论坛的宠儿
[–]CelticsDafatveteran 1317 points 2 hours ago
Scott Foster can\'t win with these cats
凯尔特人球迷：带着一群阿猫阿狗，斯科特-福斯特也赢不了哇
[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 77 points 2 hours ago
Silver: I FUCKEN said Nets have to win this one!!
Foster: we trying Adam.
马刺球迷：萧华：我TMD有没有跟你说过，篮网必须赢下这场！！！
福斯特：吃奶劲都使上了，老板
[–]Celticsgoofygoober2 625 points 2 hours ago
Not even Scott Foster could save the most skilled duo of all time from a sweep
凯尔特人：就算斯科特-福斯特出手，也避免不了史上最强技巧二人组被横扫
相关新闻>>>>麦迪：詹韦组合技巧方面无法企及杜欧组合 后者是目前最强二人组
[–]NBAscarf229slash64 1017 points 2 hours ago
The Celtics managed to overcome an absolute masterclass by Scott Foster tonight
球迷：这一场本该是斯科特-福斯特的传世之作，硬生生被凯尔特人毁了
[–][OKC] Shai Gilgeous-AlexanderSagaSV 363 points an hour ago
what does this mean for scott foster\'s legacy?
雷霆球迷：可叹斯科特-福斯特一生传奇，竟因此蒙污？
[–]_SSJeffo_ 3464 points 2 hours ago
you know the drill KD If you can’t beat them….
球迷：阿杜啊，下一步该怎么办你都熟吧：如果你打不过他们……
[–]The TruthSyedSarwar 1271 points 2 hours ago
it\'s time
球迷：彼时彼刻，恰如此时此刻
[–]WarriorsBalls_of_Adamanthium 731 points 2 hours ago
I’m just here to push the Steph > KD agenda. Thank you all.
勇士球迷：趁各位都在，请容小弟说一句，库里＞KD，感谢大家！
[–]carltee 1384 points 2 hours ago
KD can’t drive the bus
球迷：KD不是巴士驾驶员
相关新闻>>>>巴克利吐槽KD：如果你只是个乘客 就别整天到处说自己是冠军
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 410 points 2 hours ago
Ride their busses
独行侠&王治郅球迷：搭上了勇士的巴士
[–]kingjamesthethird4 215 points 2 hours ago
People were really saying KD was better than LeBron. He never was. Never will be. Getting swept in the 1st round yikes bruh
詹姆斯球迷：总有人说KD比詹姆斯强。没有！以前没有，未来也不会！带队第一轮就被横扫你好意思说这个？
[–]InformationNo 168 points 2 hours ago
Yeah, when KD tried to be like \"im the best player in the world\" after Steph won him a ring, lmao okay buddy..
球迷：是啊，在跟着库里赢下冠军戒指之后，KD一直一副“老子天下第一”的姿态，笑死我了，他说是就是吧……
[–]NBAextricableforsythia 513 points 2 hours ago
look, let\'s be real. this dude can\'t win without Steph Curry
球迷：事实胜于雄辩，这家伙离开了库里，压根就玩不转
[–]WarriorsBUUAHAHAHA 146 points 2 hours ago
We love KD. We don’t hate him. We’re just laughing at the fact that he left GS to be part of a drama series.
勇士球迷：我们对KD只有爱，没有恨。我们笑只是因为他离开了勇士之后，净参演一些八点档狗血剧。
[–]SnooLobsters678 441 points 2 hours ago
Kyrie all smiles after the game because he never gave a fuck
球迷：输球之后，欧文满面笑容，因为人家压根儿不在乎
相关新闻>>>>赛后K一脸严肃 欧文面带笑容
[–]76ersmagmar17 284 points 2 hours ago
He has to be the happiest man in the whole flat world
76人球迷：在整个扁平的地球上，你找不到比欧文更快乐的人
[–]Celtics8_bw 390 points an hour ago
Kyrie is just standing up for all the teams that didn\'t have a voice in the playoffs
凯尔特人球迷：有谁关心过季后赛钓鱼的球队？谁能听到他们的声音？欧文走出球场，就是要为他们发声！
[–]Trail BlazersSstnd 198 points 2 hours ago
Is there a vaccination Mandate in cancun?
开拓者球迷：不知道坎昆（Cancun）有没有疫苗强制接种令？
（注：坎昆是墨西哥著名国际旅游城市，风景宜人，是很多NBA球星度假的首选。）
[–]Raptorskbt1999 1275 points 2 hours ago
It’s clear how badly they needed Ben Simmons IQ there tonight. Or at the very least how badly they needed his drip on the bench.
猛龙球迷：很明显，今天的篮网迫切需要本西的球商，或者至少需要他替补登场出一份力
[–]BucksCJL13 873 points 2 hours ago
Minnesota protesters spent more time on the court than Ben Simmons.
雄鹿球迷：明尼苏达抗议者出场的时间都比本西多！
相关新闻>>>>唐斯正在上篮 女球迷冲入场内被安保扑倒
[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonkiidlocs 1085 points 2 hours ago
fuck ben simmons
勇士球迷：淦本西！
[–]SupersonicsSarcastic__ 12.4k points 2 hours ago6328& 11 more
Tiger Woods broke both of his legs and came back before Ben Simmons did.
超音速球迷：老虎伍兹两条腿都断了，复出得都比本西快！
相关新闻>>>>老虎伍兹遭遇严重车祸伤势严重
[–]LakersAhambone 2913 points 2 hours ago
This is the most violent thing I\'ve ever read.
湖人球迷：这是我见过的最残暴的评论。
[–]Very_Rich_Paul 923 points an hour ago*
It\'s a flagrant 3 comment.
球迷：这个评论得吹一个三级恶意！
[–]WarriorsCtG526 3519 points an hour ago
[Breaking] Ben Simmons announces he is available for Game 5
要给你是球迷：号外号外，本西官宣将出战季后赛第五场！
[–]simon2105 650 points 2 hours ago
Ben Simmons: \"My backs feeling good! I\'m ready now coach!\"
Nash: \"We lost Ben, it\'s over.\"
Ben Simmons: \"Dang nabbit, that\'s bad luck.... \"
球迷：本西：“我的背伤感觉好多了，可以上场了，教练！”
纳什：“我们已经输了，本，都玩完了。”
本西：“哎呀，怎会如此，生不逢时啊……”
[–]ashamedprotein 149 points an hour ago
He\'s that guy who pretends to reach for the check right after someone picks up the tab
球迷：本西就是等别人把账结完了才假装去买单的家伙！
[–]Celtics8_bw 1060 points 2 hours ago
The Nets have assembled the Avengers of being hateable
凯尔特人：篮网已集齐不讨喜的球星，组建起了复仇者联盟
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