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[Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics (2-1) win Game 3 of the NBA Finals over the Golden State Warriors (1-2) 116-100.

[赛后贴] 波士顿凯尔特人（2胜1负）116-100击败金州勇士（1胜2负），赢下NBA总决赛第3场

双方关键球员数据：

勇士（1-2）：库里31分4篮板2抢断，克莱25分3篮板3助攻，维金斯18分7篮板2助攻2封盖，卢尼6分7篮板3助攻，普尔10分3篮板3助攻，波特6分4助攻，格林2分4篮板3助攻。

凯尔特人（2-1）：布朗27分9篮板5助攻，塔图姆26分6篮板9助攻，斯玛特24分7篮板5助攻，霍福德11分8篮板6助攻，罗伯特-威廉姆斯8分10篮板3抢断4封盖，怀特7分2助攻，格兰特-威廉姆斯10分5篮板。

[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 3303 points an hour ago

The Duality of the Warriors:

7 points in one possession

7 points in 7 minutes

开拓者球迷：

看勇士两极反转：

气愤上头，一回合狂砍七分

气氛一掉，七分钟只拿七分

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 272 points an hour ago

Highest of the highs. Lowest of the lows fuckin a

公牛球迷：高时上九霄日天，低时下五洋当鳖，什么玩意儿

[–]KnicksUnknownMrGoldy 403 points 3 hours ago

That 7 points in 7 minutes was what killed them. Well that and Draymond.

尼克斯球迷：7分钟7分确实要了勇士的命了。当然，递刀追梦也功不可没

[–]Heattriosway 1002 points 3 hours ago

Live by the 7, die by the 7

热火球迷：生也七兮，死也七兮，可惜可气，格林客气

[–]NetsTokennn 3020 points 4 hours ago

Draymond played terribly this game and then Boston with the fuck you draymond chants ?

篮网球迷：追梦这场比赛都为波士顿鞠躬尽瘁了，居然还只能得到主场球迷的集体叫骂?

[–]KnickszOmgFishes 950 points 4 hours ago

Pretty sure the warriors fans there joined in too

尼克斯球迷：我敢肯定，现场的勇士球迷一定也跟着一起骂了

[–]MavericksVictorAkwaowo1 1123 points an hour ago

If Draymond keeps playing like this, the Celtics might fuck around and retire his jersey in the rafters

独行侠球迷：如果追梦再这么敬业地卧底下去，凯尔特人真可以给追梦上一盘虾仁猪心，把这哥们的球衣给退役了

[–][OKC] Serge IbakaMajormlgnoob 361 points an hour ago

Join Miami in retiring 23 for a player on a different team

雷霆球迷：效仿迈阿密热火，为别队球员退役23号球衣

（注：2003年4月12日，效力奇才队的乔丹生涯最后一次以球员的身份做客热火，热火队举办了一个另类的球衣退役仪式，退役了乔丹的23号球衣）

[–]Celticsamardha 1299 points 2 hours ago

Another disaster class 3rd quarter ??

凯尔特人球迷：又一个渡劫般的第三节??

[–][BOS] Marcus SmartDiseaseRidden 783 points 2 hours ago

So I think we need to accept that the Warriors will dominate literally every third quarter. This series is going to be about building a cushion and bouncing back.

凯尔特人球迷：我觉得我们得认命了，每场比赛的第三节都要被勇士支配。这轮系列赛，我凯要做的就是广积粮高筑墙，第三节死扛，第四节称王

[–]CelticsPocket_Beans 159 points 2 hours ago

3rd quarter Warriors more like 4th quarter Celtics

凯尔特人球迷：勇三疯，穿杨贯虱拉满弓；凯四凶，铜墙铁壁稳如钟

[–]Maverickspilfecapskcab 722 points 3 hours ago

Is Jaylen Brown FMVP for the Celtics?

独行侠球迷：大声告诉我，杰伦-布朗是不是凯尔特人的FMVP？

[–]LakersPalifaith 376 points 3 hours ago

Draymond Green.

湖人球迷：不是！追梦格林才是

[–][GSW] Stephen CurryQuality_Cucumber 691 points 3 hours ago

Draymond the type of dude you hate when he’s on the opposing team but hate when he’s on your own team too.

He’s fouled out but still yelling at the refs..

勇士球迷：追梦就是那种在对手阵中，会让你恨得咬牙切齿，在自己阵中，也会让恨得你切齿咬牙的球员。

都被罚出场了，还一直对着裁判喋喋不休……

[–]Trail BlazersPortland 153 points 2 hours ago

Draymond fouled out with a Triple Single! A quadruple single with his 6 fouls.

开拓者球迷：“三单”先生心不甘，凑满六犯整“四单”

[–]CavaliersSSBBardock 365 points 2 hours ago

A significantly worse Ben Simmons but with anger issues

骑士球迷：肝火旺盛的落魄乞丐版本-西蒙斯

[–]LakersPalifaith 295 points 4 hours ago

Draymond Green really needs to spend moretime getting ready and not hurting his team than on his podcast. Wasted greatperformances on the road from Curry and Thompson.

湖人球迷：追梦真的需要把更多时间花在准备比赛上，少搞点播客，别再伤害自己的球队了，白白糟践了库里和汤普森在客场的良好表现。

[–]Trail BlazersFamilyguy35 149 points 3 hours ago

It might be time for Draymond to be a full time podcaster

开拓者球迷：也许，这正是追梦转行全职搞播客的好时机呢

[–]NBAYergason 846 points 2 hours ago

Having Smart as the DPOY but have Robert Williams out there looking like the best defender by far is such a luxury to have. Then you see Tatum and Brown hounding stars out there as well

球迷：凯尔特人阵中已有DPOY斯玛特，可罗威往那一杵，活脱脱另一个最佳防守球员，再加上塔图姆和布朗四处出击，撕咬对方球星，谁打过这么富裕的仗啊

[–]BucksBahamuts_Bike 120 points 4 hours ago

I don\'t understand why Golden State hasn\'t figured it out yet. All you need to do is guard Smart and Brown and Horford and White and PP and Williams and then dare Tatum to shoot.

雄鹿球迷：真搞不懂为什么勇士还没搞清楚自己的取胜之匙——你们要做的就是防住斯玛特、防住布朗、防住霍福德、防住怀特、防住普里查德、防住罗威，然后挑战塔图姆的投篮

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 1934 points 2 hours ago

Yo, Rob is an absolute menace

球迷：罗威真是一骑横挡百万师

[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 986 points 2 hours ago

Robert Williams is a beast. Any lazy layups are getting rejected right into the friendzone.

雄鹿球迷：罗威真野兽也！可别在他面前漫不经心的上篮，他会直接把球给你干到观众席去

[–]Scary_Replacement739 243 points 2 hours ago

That block on Curry Actually went through my TV screen and smacked me across the face.

球迷：盖库里那球真是气贯长虹电视，直接飞出屏幕，结结实实砸我脸上了

[–]Scooby30000 3588 points 6 hours ago

Serious question: How at the highest level on the biggest stage do you not have the rims at the correct height?

球迷：严肃的问题：为什么在最高级别的篮球比赛场上，篮筐的高度还能不对呢？

相关新闻>>>>勇士一侧篮筐高了5.08厘米

[–]MortalTwit 1198 points 5 hours ago*

It happens not too unfrequently. But the Celtics are also FAMOUS for fucking with the other team all the damn time back when Red Auerbach was with the team.

Heat not on or set to 100 in the opponent locker room. No hot water in opponent locker room. The garden and it\'s parquet floor were famous for having dead spots that would change the bounce of the ball. The Celtics players knew these and would pounce on a ball that suddenly didn\'t come all the way up to a ballhandler\'s hand.

Having the opponent\'s rim be half an inch off then \"discovering\" that during half time would be completely on brand for them.

Back then - that kind of stuff is much more rare now in the instant information age.

球迷：这情况也并非难得一见。曾几何时，红衣主教执掌凯尔特人帅印，那盘外招、搞心态的伎俩可是名声在外。

给对手的更衣室不开空调或者温度直接调到38度，不给对手供应热水，都稀松平常。凯尔特人主场的地板也是出了名的别具匠心，上面有一些“雷区”，会改变球的回弹路线。主队球员对这些机关了然于胸，可初来乍到的人不知深浅，把球拍到这些地方，就会发现手还在，球没了。

像这种把对手的篮筐调高几公分，然后在中场休息时“发现”，再调回来，对他们来说，那简直是小缸里抓王八——手到擒来。

俱往矣……

在现在这个即时信息的时代，这种伎俩已经是越来越难得一见了。

[–][SAC] Kevin Martinyougotmugged 4986 points 6 hours ago

GPII missed that dunk in practice and he knew the height was off

国王球迷：小佩顿训练时扣篮不进，那时候他就该知道这篮筐高度不对了