键盘侠|登峰造极哈登王者归来 费城&火箭球迷比着谁更开心

时间:2022-5-9 作者:菜鸟编辑

键盘侠|登峰造极哈登王者归来 费城&火箭球迷比着谁更开心

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[赛后贴] 东部半决赛,费城76人主场116-108战胜迈阿密热火,扳平大比分2-2。

双方关键球员数据:

热火(2-2):巴特勒40分3篮板6助攻2封盖,阿德巴约21分7篮板4助攻,希罗11分10篮板2抢断,奥拉迪波15分3篮板2助攻3抢断,塔克7分2篮板,洛瑞6分3篮板7助攻2抢断,斯特鲁斯6分4篮板3助攻。

76人(2-2):哈登31分7篮板9助攻,恩比德24分11篮板2助攻,马克西18分3篮板4助攻,哈里斯13分3篮板4助攻2抢断,格林11分2篮板2抢断,尼昂10分2篮板3助攻,赛布尔5分。

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidHoIdTheDoor 1080 points 3 hours ago

This is the team everyone feared we could be when we got Harden

76人球迷:但使费城胡将在,群雄束手胆自寒

[–][HOU] James Hardennot_a_rake1234 1096 points 3 hours ago

MY KING IS BACK

火箭球迷:登峰造极,王者归来

[–][HOU] David Nwabaroyaljet 436 points 4 hours ago

Sixers want Houston Harden they gotta keep wearing the red unis

火箭球迷:76人要想让火箭登回来,记得一直穿红色球衣

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[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 989 points 3 hours ago

Harden may not be able to take people off the dribble the way he used to, but when his stepback is on he’s unguardable.

雄鹿球迷:哈登也许已经无法像过去一样,运球过人杀篮下,但只要他的后撤步三分准头回来了,谁也防不住他

[–][HOU] Alperen Şengünanthonyde726 382 points 3 hours ago

he was on fire tonight, the difficulty of some of those threes was insane

火箭球迷:今晚哈登火力全开,几个超高难度的三分让人如痴如醉

[–][POR] Eric MaynorBlazeBloom 191 points 4 hours ago

Look out strip clubs, Rockets James Harden has made his return.

开拓者球迷:颤抖吧夜店,火箭登回来了!

[–]ashamedprotein 278 points 4 hours ago

PHILLY STRIP CLIBS BOUT TO BE LIT TONIGHT

球迷:费城夜店一条街,灯火辉煌迎胡爹

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[–]76ersmikeroddick 442 points 3 hours ago

PEOPLE THOUGHT JAMES WAS WASHED LOL

76人球迷:这就是你们口中已经过气的哈登,哈哈哈

[–]76ersMilkCarton78 902 points 3 hours ago

Unspeakably fat and indescribably washed

76人球迷:“体型肥胖到不可理喻,状态下滑得惨不忍睹”

[–]Grizzlieslumberfun 125 points 3 hours ago

Washed + fat + can’t perform in playoffs + can’t perform in 4th quarters + nets won the trade

灰熊球迷:过气+肥胖+季后赛拉胯+第四节拉胯+篮网赢了交易

[–]PhilippinesToobie4564 65 points 3 hours ago

James Harden heard y\'all talking shit

76人球迷:惟庸人无咎无誉,谤满天下,未必不为伟人

键盘侠|登峰造极哈登王者归来 费城&火箭球迷比着谁更开心

[–]Grizzliesshellfish87 1619 points 5 hours ago

He’s led the Sixers in +/- this postseason quietly

灰熊球迷:悄无声息之间,哈登季后赛的正负值已是球队第一

[–][HOU] Alperen Şengünanthonyde726 1212 points 5 hours ago

anyone who watches the games will tell you he has a great impact on the team even if his numbers aren\'t always what we\'d expect

火箭球迷:看过比赛的人都知道他对球队有多重要,即便他的个人数据总是没有达到我们的预期

[–]RaptorsCarlosmedrano 225 points 6 hours ago

Dude might not be as important as embiid is to the team but hes not far

猛龙球迷:哈登对球队的重要性可能是比不上恩比德,但也相去不远

键盘侠|登峰造极哈登王者归来 费城&火箭球迷比着谁更开心

[–]WarriorsSchraiber 151 points 5 hours ago

He\'s an absolute elite floor general

勇士球迷:只论球场掌控力,又有几人在哈登之上?

[–][NOP] Solomon HillCheeseish 1708 points 4 hours ago

Crazy this was his average for his MVP season. Then he averaged 36 ppg the next season and didn’t win MVP

鹈鹕球迷:疯狂的是,就今天这表现,也只是哈登MVP赛季的平均发挥而已。而且,在下一年,他又场均得分36,却没赢下MVP

[–][HOU] James HardenH-TownDown 1059 points 4 hours ago

Then he averaged 34 the year after that. People took some of the greatest scoring seasons ever for granted.

火箭球迷:再下一年,他场均得分34,毫无疑问,人们见证了史上得分最疯狂的几个赛季。

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 480 points 4 hours ago*

People seriously got desensitised to that shit with Harden.

马刺球迷:那时的哈登得高分如砍瓜切菜,看得人都麻了,敏感度下降 

[–][NOP] Solomon HillCheeseish 321 points 4 hours ago

Harden desensitized 36ppg and Westbrook desensitized the triple double

鹈鹕球迷:哈登的场均36,威少的三双,人间难得几回闻,当时只道是寻常!

[–]Rocketswhospepesilvia 168 points 5 hours ago

It’s a travesty he only has 1 MVP

火箭球迷:哈登只有一个MVP,真是莫大的讽刺

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 198 points 3 hours ago

Harden winding the clock back. Sixers fans all cumming in unison

马刺球迷:上将哈登时光倒转回巅峰,费城球迷普天同庆共高潮

[–]RocketsJonGOATJones 142 points 3 hours ago

Not just sixers fans

火箭球迷:又岂止是费城球迷

[–][HOU] James Hardennot_a_rake1234 280 points 3 hours ago

Rockets fans sounding more happy then Sixes Fans a bit rn

I dont even care I missed this man so much

火箭球迷:此时此刻,火箭球迷比费城球迷还要更开心一点。去别处打球又如何,谁能知道我有多么想念这个男人

[–]76ers_SonGoham 303 points 5 hours ago

? I could not be happier

76人球迷:?我已经开心到头了,你不可能比我更开心!

[–]NBAiSleepUpsideDown 266 points 5 hours ago

Houston fans fighting philly fans fight is the best shit

球迷:火箭球迷和费城球迷比谁更开心,真是大千世界,无奇不有

[–]NetsTokennn 116 points 4 hours ago

I miss him 🙁

篮网球迷:我也想念他了:( 

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[–]NBAiSleepUpsideDown 101 points 4 hours ago

at least you have kyrie and ben :))

球迷:至少你们还有欧文和本西嘛:))

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 2284 points 3 hours ago

All 12 non-bandwagon Nets fan just fell down to their knees in disgust.

尼克斯球迷:篮网还剩12个不见风使舵的球迷,此刻全都厌恶地跪倒在地

[–]CIark 656 points 3 hours ago

Sixers won the trade

球迷:76人赢了交易

[–]ClippersSushi2k 323 points 3 hours ago

They won the moment Harden stepped on the court and played. Simmons still hasn\'t done that.

快船球迷:哈登上场打球那一刻,76人就已经赢了,本西还不知道搁哪窝着呢

[–]NBANiceguydan8 852 points 5 hours ago*

Ben Simmons probably will never close a game for any team in the 4th like Harden did tonight for Philly in his entire career, regular or postseason.

球迷:本西不管到哪支球队,都不可能像今天的哈登一样,在第四节力挽狂澜终结比赛,整个职业生涯都不会有,不论常规赛还是季后赛

[–][BKN] D\'Angelo RussellZeroFucksToGive 320 points 4 hours ago

I mean it’s not our fault Kyrie is a selfish asshole, can’t blame Harden for wanting to go somewhere else.

篮网球迷:欧文那家伙自私自利,也不是我们球迷的错啊!哈登要另投他乡,也确实不能怪他

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[–]76ersjustdaman182 268 points 3 hours ago

Not to add insult to injury but the Sixers traded you guys our selfish asshole for Harden. So now y\'all go two!

76球迷:倒不是想往你们伤口上撒盐,可你们不是用哈登换走了我们队里那个自私自利的家伙了吗?所以你们现在是好事成双啊!

[–]76ersdoctorwormactualworm 676 points 3 hours ago*

Holy fuck Harden majorly saved Sixers asses tonight in the clutch. Better not hear any slander about that man and his glorious fluffy beard. Huge props to Jimmy Butler though, he was a man on a mission and kept the Heat in it

76人球迷:哈登关键时刻挺身而出,力保费城顺利过关。不想听到任何诋毁这个男人的声音,不想听到有人嘲讽他蓬松的大胡子。同时向巴特勒致敬,要不是他负重前行,热火早被打花了。

[–]Heattriosway 248 points 4 hours ago

Just torture. Two winnable games thrown away in the 4th. Props to the Sixers for closing it out twice, they deserved these Ws

热火球迷:太折磨人了。两场有机会赢下来的比赛都葬送在第四节。恭喜76人两次在官子阶段更胜一筹,它们值得这两场胜利

[–]SpursGGezpzMuppy 312 points 4 hours ago

It was nice of Joel to sit out first two games so we can have a good series, otherwise would’ve been a sweep.

马刺球迷:说起来恩比德缺阵头两场也挺好的,这样我们才能看到一轮精彩的系列赛,不然指不定就给横扫了

[–]LakersPalifaith 297 points 4 hours ago

Guys I am starting to think Joel Embiid might be better option at center than DeAndre Jordan.

湖人球迷:伙计们,我开始觉得恩比德在中锋位置上可能是比小乔丹更好的选择?

[–]76ersDragonBank 57 points 4 hours ago

When I see Joel Embiid I am happy. When I see Dondre Jordin I am sad.

76人球迷:看到恩比德,眼笑眉飞;瞥见小乔丹,心如死灰

[–]Lakersgabergaber 195 points 4 hours ago

It would be hilarious if the 76ers win the NBA championship this year. Harden and Embiid finally get themselves a ring, Danny Green gets his 4th with 4 diff teams, and the amount of shit fans would talk to Kyrie and Ben...

湖人球迷:如果76人今年赢了总冠军,这剧情就好玩了:哈登和恩比德终于拿到自己的第一枚戒指,铁林跟着第四支不同球队拿到第四枚戒指,欧文和本西迎来铺天盖地的粉丝谩骂……

[–]RaptorsCheechers23 212 points 5 hours ago

Series doesn\'t start till a home team loses. Seeing it with 2 series in the semis. Love it.

猛龙球迷:系列赛只有到球队主场输球之时才真正开始。现在,两个半决赛的系列赛都是平分秋色,真是赏心悦目

[–]Sunssylvestersquad 109 points 4 hours ago

Need Boston and Memphis to step it up so we have maximum competition here for the next week ?

太阳球迷:希望凯尔特人和灰熊也都能扳回一城,大家都回到同一起跑线,把竞争效果拉满?

[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 34 points 4 hours ago

No thank you

雄鹿球迷:去逑吧!听我说谢谢你,因为有你……

[–]GrizzliesANAL_CAVITIES 88 points 4 hours ago

have no fear, Ja gonna be out so they\'re finally at full strength ?

灰熊球迷:内心毫无波澜,下场熊除莫,看我无莫熊大显神威?

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