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[赛后贴] 西部半决赛，金州勇士主场101-98战胜孟菲斯灰熊，大比分3-1夺赛点。

双方关键球员数据：

勇士（3-1）：库里32分5板8助、克莱14分7板2助、维金斯17分10板2帽、格林2分11板5助、普尔14分6板4助、波特12分2板3助2断、卢尼8分9板

灰熊（1-3）：小贾伦-杰克逊21分5板2断5帽、布鲁克斯12分5板8助、亚当斯10分15板3助、琼斯19分6板5助、凯尔-安德森17分8板2断2助、贝恩8分6助3断、威廉姆斯7分3板

[–]Grizzlieslumberfun 1584 points an hour ago

Golden state fans ? Memphis fans

Hating Dillon Brooks

灰熊球迷：勇士球迷?灰熊球迷，都对狄龙咬牙切齿

[–]CavaliersTheLintahlo1023 1188 points an hour ago

Dillon Brooks with the greatest apology ever

骑士球迷：狄龙用实际行动向勇士表达了最诚挚的歉意

[–]SpursMFWUsernameIsSniped 1085 points 2 hours ago

Warriors MVP Dillon Brooks

马刺球迷：勇士庆功宴，狄龙不到，我看谁敢动筷子

[–]Spursachyutthegoat 538 points an hour ago

Brooks hard carried the warriors tonight. Warriors fans probably like him after today.

马刺球迷：今晚，狄龙就是勇士的擎天白玉柱，架海紫金梁！过了今天，勇士球迷八成也会爱上他。

[–]WarriorsPhreePhizz 155 points an hour ago

idk i kinda hope he plays 48 minutes a game

勇士球迷：道不明爱恨，就只想一场48分钟，都看见狄龙场上飞奔

[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess 294 points an hour ago

G2 Dubs fans: SUSPEND BROOKS THE WHOLE SERIES

G4 Dubs fans: One game\'s fine, ty

湖人球迷：

第二场后的球迷：禁赛狄龙！起码一整个系列赛！

第四场后的球迷：不至于不至于，禁一场够够的了，谢谢老铁

[–]WarriorsLZ_Khan 381 points 2 hours ago

clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game

ball is inbounded to Dillon Brooks who turns face to face against Draymond

\"You took my family\"

moves to the left

\"You took my friends\"

moves to the right

\"You took all that was dear to me\"

clock winds down to 2

\"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS\" goes up, fire coming out of his shoes

\"DILLONORUKEN\"

Ball flies over Draymond\'s head, goes straight into basket. Brooks falls to the ground, exhausted.

\"Morant... Senpai... I...\"

*faints

Final Score Warriors 101 Grizzlies 98

勇士球迷：

钟声滴答，比赛仅余五秒

篮球落入狄龙手中，而挡在他面前的，正是那追梦格林

“是你诛我满门！”

运球向左

“是你戕我手足！”

运球向右

“是你让我万劫不复！”

时间仅余两秒

“即便伊人已去，我也誓要让你血债血偿！外人杀我兄弟者，必杀之！”

人影扑朔，一团烈火自他脚底燃起

“狄龙在天！”

但见那篮球，滑过长空，越过追梦，直入网窝。而狄龙却已瘫倒在地，绵软无力！

“莫兰特……前辈……我……”

意识模糊

哨响人散

比分定格：勇士101-98

灰熊卒！

[–]OverusedRedditJoke 1542 points an hour ago*

This man Dillon Brooks really pulled up from 26 feet while up 1, with 54 seconds left and half a shot clock, despite being 1/7 from three up to that point

球迷：狄龙这家伙在球队领先1分的时候，26尺开外拔起就投，比赛剩54秒，进攻时间刚过半，又远程发炮，浑然不顾自己之前7中1的命中率

[–]SunsdizZzy5 682 points an hour ago

A homeless man’s Kobe Bryant

太阳球迷：流浪汉版科比-布莱恩特

[–]Mavericksimtryinjennifer- 33 points an hour ago

even that feels generous. a homeless man still has a brain

独行侠球迷：流浪汉感觉有被冒犯到，流浪是流浪，脑子人家总归还是有的

[–]BucksDrunkBucksFan 473 points 2 hours ago

Was hoping every series would go 2-2, but this Memphis team makes some of the dumbest decisions I’ve ever seen

雄鹿球迷：还想着大家都搞到2比2玩玩！可这灰熊啊，没个二十年的脑血栓，真是做不出这么多愚蠢到家的决定，惨不忍睹

[–]SpursMakeAShadow 571 points 2 hours ago

Memphis has officially taken the dumbest team in the NBA title from Minnesota.

马刺球迷：灰熊队正式从森林狼手中接过“NBA最蠢球队”的桂冠

[–]USAZionephewObeseiamson 178 points 3 hours ago

\"Memphis better without Ja Morant truthers\" in shambles

球迷：“无莫熊更强”的阴谋论者可以自挂东南枝了

[–]Westwalawoo 283 points 3 hours ago

dear god those first 3 quarters were an embarrassment to professional basketball

球迷：老天爷，这场比赛前三节那叫一个稀烂，简直是对职业篮球的侮辱

[–]WarriorsTouchdownRaiden 149 points 3 hours ago

I… want to gouge my eyes out

勇士球迷：看得我……真是想把眼珠子扣出来踩泡儿玩

[–]Warriorsgranttheginger 275 points 3 hours ago

Who was worse, Klay or Brooks?

勇士球迷：大伙说说谁更差，克莱还是狄龙？

[–]Warriorsj3xperience 57 points 3 hours ago

Klay needs to chill the fuck out with these running and sweeping shots he keeps taking. The fuck, none of that shit worked before his injuries.

勇士球迷：克莱真TMD该冷静冷静，动不动就跑着投漂着投，这些招数在他受伤之前也不灵啊，想啥呢这是！

[–]Warriorsaznkupo 169 points 3 hours ago

Warriors basically fucked around for 45 minutes because they had a subsitute teacher and decided it was maybe time to win in the last 3 minutes.

勇士球迷：就因为今天是代班老师带队，勇士前45分钟基本就是在场上瞎胡搞，到最后3分钟了，才决定干点正事

[–]San Francisco WarriorsSwoozyJ 108 points 3 hours ago

THIS MAN STEPH SAID HE FELT LIKE THE TEAM WAS TRADED TO THE KINGS LMAOOO

勇士球迷：库里这家伙说他觉得整支球队被交易到了国王，哈哈哈

相关新闻>>>>库里打趣面包今日执教：感觉我们连夜被交易到了国王

[–]Raptorseverything_raptors 2643 points 7 hours ago

Sacramento kings head coaches will be coaching a playoff game for the first time in two decades

猛龙球迷：二十年了，萨克拉门托国王队主教练第一次执教季后赛！

[–]KingsIDontWantToBeAPi 286 points 7 hours ago

the curse is broken, people!

国王球迷：亲人们！魔咒终于被打破了

[–]Trail BlazersClammuel 147 points 6 hours ago

If the Warriors win another championship the Kings should fly a championship banner.

开拓者球迷：如果勇士夺得总冠军，国王队也应该悬挂一面冠军旗帜！

[–]simon2105 455 points 2 hours ago

Warriors were going to die by the three ball, but Otto Porter jr thought otherwise

球迷：勇士队想用三分打铁给自己筑坟，小奥托-波特说我还没活够！

[–]Magiclilberfcontrol 246 points 2 hours ago

His dad is one of the greatest Warriors ever. Can\'t let the Big Dipper down.

魔术球迷：毕竟波特的爸爸是勇士最伟大的球员之一，“北斗星”永不陨落

[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhisuzukigun4life 369 points 2 hours ago

18 points in the final 8 minutes for Steph. What the fuck man

独行侠&王治郅球迷：最后8分钟，库里得了18分！日天了啊这是

[–]delusionalnbafan 200 points 2 hours ago

4Q for Curry: At the FT line going: ?

球迷：第四节，站上罚球线的库里，一直是喜笑颜开：?

[–]FingerStreet 1434 points 3 hours ago

Steph gets mauled while playing and the refs hold their whistle, while Curry barely getting touched and flopping gets the call. Refs are built different??

球迷：库里好好打球，被打死也不见裁判吹哨，库里被轻撩一把，假摔倒地，哨声响起！这同样是叼个哨儿的裁判，做人的差距咋这么大呢??

Skip：那是斯蒂芬-库里的假摔

[–]20815147 964 points 3 hours ago

Thank you Jenkins for saving the challenge to next year

球迷：感谢詹金斯勤俭持家，把挑战机会留着过年

[–]Kingsdcab87 327 points 2 hours ago

That was an A+ flop right there. Timing was perfect, not too over the top. Just enough to get attention.

国王球迷：这个假摔我给到A+的成绩：时机掌控出神入化，火候把握妙到毫巅，多一份则太假，少一分则白瞎，刚好吸引裁判大大

[–][SAS] Joel AnthonyCumAssault 353 points 3 hours ago

CP3 would be proud of that flop

马刺球迷：这假摔，保罗看了都直呼内行！

[–]WheatonsGonnaScore 1367 points 3 hours ago